Name: Joe Somerdak

Born: Sometime in antiquity

Place Of Birth: Earth

Favorite Guitarists:  Former Mayor of Hazleton John Quigley, Sam Lesante & Mothmonsterman

Favorite Bands: Color Me Badd

Favorite Author/Book: The Beer Drinker's Guide To Survival

Former Band: The Legends

Favorite Mixed Drink: Grain Alcohol, anything else is kid's stuff

Favorite Beer: BAH! Kid's stuff!

Favorite Food: I don't need to eat. I photosynthesize

This silly bio will remain in place until Joe actually sends me one. What is with guitarists and their bios? We have had 4 guitarists so far and getting a bio out of any of them is like pulling teeth!!! Right now Joe is the longest lasting guitarist we have had ...and STILL NO BIO!

What a jerk.